Merry Jammies Festive Heating Robe
A floor-length hooded robe that plugs in and actually heats. Five levels, eight-hour shut-off timer, sherpa-lined throughout.
- Five heat levels — gently warm to genuinely hot, in about a minute
- Auto shut-off at 1, 2, 4, 6 or 8 hours
- Controller detaches — the whole robe goes in the machine
It isn't that your house is cold. It's that heating all of it is absurd.
You turn the thermostat up for one person sitting in one room. The boiler heats the hallway, the spare room, the bit of the kitchen nobody is standing in. Then the bill arrives, and you turn it back down and put another jumper on.
Heating a whole house to warm one body is the most expensive way to solve this.
The jumper, the blanket, the little fan heater.
Each one fixes part of it and breaks something else.
- A jumper is not warm, it is just less cold
- A blanket works until you need both hands, or need to stand up
- A fan heater is loud, dries the air, and you can hear the meter
- A hot water bottle is warm for about twenty minutes
A blanket you cannot walk in is not a solution. It is a chair.
Every warm thing in your house has the same flaw. It pins you to one spot. The moment you get up to put the kettle on you are cold again, and you have to decide whether the tea is worth it.
This heats the same way an electric blanket does. It just happens to have sleeves, a hood, pockets and a floor-length hem, so the warm part comes with you.
How it works
Five levels. Tap the dial.
The controller in the box runs heating through the lining across your upper back and both sides of your chest, which is where warmth actually registers. Step through the levels and watch it climb.
- Reaches temperature in about a minute
- Controller detaches — the robe is machine washable
- Auto shut-off on every setting
- Cord long enough to reach the good end of the sofa
The part nobody expects
It has foot pockets.
The hem folds back into a lined pocket. Tuck your feet in and the warmth that has been rising through the robe stays in there with you — no hunting for slippers, no cold feet ruining an otherwise heated evening.
- Same sherpa lining
- Works curled up or stretched out
- No slippers needed
The numbers that matter
Not sales figures. The things you will actually notice wearing it.
To noticeable warmth on level five
Heat levels, gently warm through to genuinely hot
Longest auto shut-off setting
Warm-up measured at level five in a room at about 18 C.
Made to order, which is slower and better.
We do not keep a warehouse of these. Each robe is picked and packed for your order, in the character you chose, and reaches you in about 10 days.
The trade is deliberate. Nothing sits in a box for a year, and we are not trying to clear old stock by quietly thinning the fabric.
Against the two things you would otherwise buy
A heated blanket keeps you warm and keeps you seated. A plush robe lets you move and does not heat. This is the overlap, and that is the whole product.
| Feature | Merry Jammies | Heated blanket | Plush robe |
|---|---|---|---|
| You can walk around in it | No | ||
| Actually heats, rather than insulating | No | ||
| Auto shut-off timer | No | ||
| Hood, pockets and a belt | No | ||
| Machine washable | No | ||
| Floor length | No |
Before you buy
What happens after you order
Here is the whole timeline in plain numbers, so you know exactly what to expect.
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Today
Your order is locked in
A confirmation email with your order number and the character you chose. This is also your window to change or cancel it — 24 hours.
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Within 1–2 business days
It is picked and packed
Checked, boxed with the detachable controller and the plug guide, and handed to the carrier.
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About 10 days from order
It arrives
Tracked door to door. Your tracking number reaches you the moment it ships.
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On arrival
Check it before first use
Robe, detachable controller and the plug guide. Read the rating label on the controller before plugging in — it tells you the voltage the robe is built for.
Orders can be cancelled or changed any time before they ship. Returns accepted for 30 days from delivery. Full detail in our Fulfillment Policy and Refund Policy.
Warm in a minute, or send it back
Plug it in, set it to five, give it sixty seconds. If it is not obviously warm, we are not going to argue about it. Tell us within 30 days and we will refund you.
For hygiene we cannot take back a robe worn beyond trying it on, unless it is faulty, in which case we will always sort it out.
Safety, power and care
It plugs into the wall, so it is worth two minutes of your time before the first cosy night.
Power, plug and voltage
The robe ships with a US two-pin plug and an inline controller. Before the first use, read the rating label printed on the controller — it states the voltage the robe is built for.
- If the label reads 110–120V and your mains supply is 220–240V (UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand), a plug adapter on its own is not enough and is not safe. You need a step-down voltage converter rated above the robe wattage.
- If the label reads 100–240V the robe is dual-voltage, and a plug adapter is all you need.
- Never run it from a damaged cord, a loose socket, or an extension lead that gets warm.
Using the heat
Connect the controller to the robe first, then plug it into the wall. Press power, then step through the heat levels. Set a shut-off time and it will switch itself off — 1, 2, 4, 6 or 8 hours.
- Do not sleep with the heat running unless a shut-off timer is set.
- Do not use it folded, bunched, or under another blanket.
- Keep the cord clear of walkways and never run it under a rug.
Washing it
Unplug the controller and detach it completely before the robe goes anywhere near water. The controller is not washable.
- Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle.
- Tumble dry low, or hang to dry.
- No bleach, no dry cleaning, and never iron the heated panels.
- Make sure it is completely dry before reconnecting the controller.
Who should not use it
Heated garments are not suitable for everyone. Do not use on infants or young children, or on anyone who cannot operate the controls or feel changes in temperature on their own.
If you are pregnant, have reduced sensation, circulation problems, diabetes, or use a pacemaker or other implanted device, speak to a doctor before use.
Import VAT and customs charges
Orders shipped outside the United States may be charged import VAT or GST plus a carrier handling fee when the parcel arrives. That charge is set by your own country, not by us, and it is usually payable before the courier will release the parcel.
Every order travels with accurate customs paperwork. We cannot declare a parcel as a gift or understate its value.
Straight answers
Does it actually get hot, or is it just fleece?
It genuinely heats. There's a heating element through the lining, run from an inline controller with five levels. Level one is a gentle warmth you'd wear all evening; level five gets hot enough that most people turn it back down after ten minutes. It reaches temperature in about a minute.
Is it safe to fall asleep in?
That's what the timer is for. Set the auto shut-off to 1, 2, 4, 6 or 8 hours and it switches itself off. Don't run it with no timer set, don't use it folded or bunched up, and don't put another blanket over the top while it's on.
Will it work with my plug and my voltage?
The robe ships with a US two-pin plug. Before you use it, check the rating label on the controller — it tells you the voltage the robe is built for.
If it reads 110–120V and you are in the UK, Europe, Australia or New Zealand, you need a step-down voltage converter as well as a plug adapter. An adapter on its own is not enough and is not safe. If it reads 100–240V, a plug adapter is all you need.
What size is it?
One size, cut deliberately oversized. It comfortably fits most adults up to roughly a US 18 / UK 22, and the hem reaches the floor on most people up to about 5'10". If you're taller it sits closer to ankle length.
What is the VIP Club?
$29.99 is charged when you join, and then $29.99 every 28 days on that same date until you cancel. There is no free trial. We email you three days before every renewal, each with a one-click cancel link. Cancel any time at merryjammies.shop/pages/membership-cancellation or call (470) 552-6061.
Membership is $29.99, billed every 28 days, and each charge adds $29.99 in VIP Credit to spend on anything in the store. The credit never expires, and it stays yours if you cancel. How to cancel
If I join the VIP Club, can I cancel?
Any time, in one click, without logging in — or by phone, answered by a person 24/7. No survey, no quiz, no retention conversation.
Cancelling does not affect an order you have already placed, and the VIP Credit already in your account stays yours with no deadline to spend it.
When will it get here?
Every robe is made to order in the character you pick, so there are two stages — making it, then shipping it.
| Order placed | Picked and packed in 1–2 business days |
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| United States | About 10 days from order to delivery |
| Tracking | Emailed the moment it ships |
You get a tracking number the moment it ships. Delays can occasionally happen and may alter these estimates. Orders outside the US may also be charged import VAT or GST and a carrier handling fee on delivery — that is set by your country, not by us. Customs delays are outside our control.
Last thing
It is cold. This plugs in.
Picked and packed in 1–2 business days, arriving in about 10 days from order. Free shipping over $75.
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